Burger vs Bun Kabab

In terms of men:

Burger: A man who dresses in latest, flamboyant, fashions in an attempt to look like a rockstar but ends up looking like a wierdo. Talks in english, drives a daddy gifted vehicle and hangs out with groups of males who share his thaughts and cosiders them a band or gang but have never been in an altercation in his life. Commonly known in the "awami" as a "wannabe" this kind of male is the one you normally find purchasing female colours (pink, red with flowers, yellow etc) for his "eastern" attire. He hangs out at the high end eating joints and fast food outlets and considers all other places a health hazard (mamas boy). He uses his car to get even the shortest of distance and the only time he sees the inside of a mosque is oneid when someone forced him to go

Bun Kabab: A scruffy, jeans t shirt wearing, tea drinking, cigarette smoking, dal chawal eating, dude who will have no qualms with wherever he hangs out and whatever he eats as long as he enjyos the company he's with (be it of the fairer sex) dude who uses phrases like "abbay yaar" , "oye", "dhakkan", "topi", "kia set bachi hai yaar!" etc. Most probably does not shave for days on end and has no problem referring to himself as a "maila"


In terms of women:

Burger: A fashionable woman who speks perpetually in "minglish" uses words like "acually" and "like" more than they need to be. She like to spend her free time at any location with a shop in it whether just to browse or shop. He bargains over things she does not intend to buy, and buys things she doe not need just because they are on sale. She does not miss out on a chance to admire her reflection in the mirror and is constantly talking about how fat she is getting but knows the she is not. She is extraordinarily demanding of all men, be it fiance's, husbands, brothers, fathers and random retailers and makes unreasonable requests like Agha's fresh juice when on the way to the airport and gets mad when the request is denied. Her makeup kit consits of items that i am not qualified to comprehend, and gets fussy about her wardrobe because "fine" is apparently not good enough and thye ENORMOUS wardrobe never seems to contain anything wearable. She normally dresses in exquisitely feminine colours and no matter what seems to end up looking fabulous.

Bun Kabab: Never seen one, never heard of one, not even sure they exist!