Guide To Using Facebook

1. The first commandment of facebook: thou shalt not steal status updates!
2. The second commandment of facebook: Liking thy own status makes thee super lame!
3. The third commandment of facebook: thou shalt not tag cool people to make thy lame profile seem cool! It makes thee a loser!
4. The fourth commandment of facebook: thou shalt not beg for comments and likes! It makes thee super desperate!
5. The fifth commandment of facebook: thou shalt not cyber stalk thy neighbour's wife!
6. The sixth commandment of facebook: Thou shalt not tag chicks in every lame picture of thyself!
7. The seventh commandment of facebook: thou shalt not use the words "I wanna have friendship with you" in an attempt to have more chicks in thy friends list!!
8. The eighth commandment of facebook: thou shalt not update your status after every minute! No one careth if thou has eaten an apple!!
9. The ninth commandment of facebook: thou shalt not use facebook to keep tabs on thy ex-es! Thou shalt get a life!!
10. The tenth commandment of facebook: thou shalt not copy paste famous quotes and utilize them as status updates!!
11. The eleventh and final commandment of facebook: thou shalt stop abusing facebook and get back to work!!