Back when I was a young dude and dated like a stud, I made a list of things that ticked me off about my various dates. To be fair, I have significantly matured since then and my dating life has become non-existent, the reasons of which will become more obvious when you read the list.
Anjoy, and don't hate me!
Anjoy, and don't hate me!
- Please do not start eating from my plate without permission, I just bought you your own damn plate of, very expensive food, for a reason!
- Don't force me to eat what you don't want to eat!
- Be on time, it's just plain good manners
- Pick up the bloody phone on time! Someone literally could be dying!
- Stop calling ever 12.7 seconds!
- We don't WANT to know ANYTHING about your troubled life of fight with a friend... We actually couldn't give a crap! Just make small talk or listen to us ramble!
- Contrary to your opinion... anything in our lives is not about you!
- Do not, under any circumstance, diss the car! Do that and we will, for sure, tell you that you look fat in every dress you wear
- When another woman has a better ass than you, we'll take a peek, no big deal
- The ability to use the word 'f**k' does not count as dirty talk
- Lesbian chicks are cool... stop saying otherwise
- When all boys are the same, why do women assume the dude they are out with is somehow different and looking for a 'platonic' relationship
Before you show up at my house with pitchforks and torches, these are the ramblings of a younger me. Please don't murder me!
Regards,
Z
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